"WHY is all you mens such critturs of DEE-ceit?"

or, alternately, "why did you ask if you didn't want to know?"

miz beaver always knew just what to say, and though the rest of the world has always been distracted by miz mam'selle hepzibah, i always thought that albert was on the right track with miz beaver, and always trying to wrangle that one last free dinner. (who's gonna fault him for whatever he's going to say--just look at the PIES, man!)

i also like to believe that miz beaver was always secretly pleased to know that albert "got" the most important bits of her. i also know that porky was always miz beaver's equal in telling it like it is: