it's getting surreal
barbro holmgren, mother to elin, mother-in-law to the tiger, had to be transported via ambulance to health central hospital in ocoee, florida this morning after yet another 911 call from the tiger's den. (as far as i know, no golf clubs were involved in this one, but it's early, and the news vultures have only just begun to circle again).
i absolutely do NOT need to know about this, of course, and neither do you.
HOWEVER
this news does raise one EXTREMELY disturbing question, and that is, does tiger's mother-in-law now possibly live with them in that house on the end of the cul-de-sac? can tiger really be that pitiful?
i don't know much, but i do know a few things about how (certain, not all) women can be very toxic things in a man's life. wives who beat their men with golf clubs in order to achieve their idea of proper behavior are some. their mothers are others.
if i ever get as rich as tiger, two things you can count on: one, i will not be married. two, nobody's mother, not even my own, will be living with me.
somebody's gotta get this man a life coach.
i absolutely do NOT need to know about this, of course, and neither do you.
HOWEVER
this news does raise one EXTREMELY disturbing question, and that is, does tiger's mother-in-law now possibly live with them in that house on the end of the cul-de-sac? can tiger really be that pitiful?
i don't know much, but i do know a few things about how (certain, not all) women can be very toxic things in a man's life. wives who beat their men with golf clubs in order to achieve their idea of proper behavior are some. their mothers are others.
if i ever get as rich as tiger, two things you can count on: one, i will not be married. two, nobody's mother, not even my own, will be living with me.
somebody's gotta get this man a life coach.
posted by kad barma at 11:25 AM
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..and if you get to be as rich as Tiger, for goodness' sake, hire someone with six-figure talent to be your, uhh.. "manager." A personal assistant, so to speak, could have kept Tiger out of all this trouble, effectively paying a higher return on investment than any stock or commodity I've ever heard of. Once you get your first $90 million endorsement, I'm sending my resume over!
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