ya gotta love the AP
"demetri skalkos, co-owner of mcnamara's liquor store, said about three feet of water stood in the basement. he said he was worried about losing business over the traditionally busy easter period. 'this is the holy week,' he said. 'if we don't do business now, when are we going to do business?' "
when, indeed, demetri.
(not being up to lisa redmond's example, it's not completely clear if mcnamara's liquors is in peabody, ma, or elsewhere. but, wherever it is, it's ready to get you drunk enough to see jesus this sunday).
you just can't make this stuff up.